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memos to baby jesus

Friday, January 30, 2004


To: Baby Jesus
From: Torrie
Subject: Your Sartorial Splendor


Dear Baby Jesus,

What's Your take on socks with sandals? Go? No go? I mean, I don't think it's cool at all. If your feet are cold, then put on shoes, right?

But since you're known for your sandals, maybe you can help us out there.


To: Baby Jesus
From: RabidSportsFan
Subject: Super Bowl Sunday


Dear Baby Jesus,

I know you probably don't bet on things, what with your all-knowingness and stuff. But if you did have to bet this weekend, would you pick the Panthers or the Patriots?

It's the Patriots, right?

Thanks, Baby Jesus!


To: Baby Jesus
From: Jewish Guy

Subject: My Sins?


Dear Baby Jesus,

If you died for my sins, does that include the fact that I don't believe in you? Does it make a difference if I believe in you, but not your divinity?

Wednesday, January 28, 2004


To: Baby Jesus
From: Megan the Vegan

Subject: Your Fish


I don't eat meat, wear leather, or otherwise do anything exploit others of Your creation. Can I have a different symbol for the back of my car?


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